I am the Pogle Meister

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Hi.  I'm the Pogle Meister and I'm very proud of myself.  I like pizza too.  Please talk to me.  Use my email address.

I like anything in the world, really, but especially pizza.  I just like the taste of cooked cheese, really, but that's a bit sad.  Do you want to be my friend?  Please have a look at some of my friends' websites over to the right.

This is the section where I talk about my friends and family, but the problem is that I've disowned them.  Or rather, they've disowned me.  It's not my fault I was slow to learn about personal hygiene and wearing clothes outdoors.  I do, however, have an imaginary twin called Nigel.  He likes cooked cheese too.  I'd love to introduce him to you.  Email me to set up a meeting.  My email address is given somewhere else on this page.  Please use it.