Louise's hen do

Bank holiday weekend, August 2009

Who's Lou?

In what may go down in folklore as one of the most gut-wrenchingly scary quizzes of all time, here we may speculate as to the character(s) or person that Louise has metamorphosed into.  Hours in a science laboratory, or a few years living in Leith, can do that to you.

Ok, first one up.  Is this not the freakiest thing?  Like something from the Planet Of The Apes.  But who is it?

It is of course... Cilla Black.  I'm still slightly nauseated from the last photo so it's hard to be enticed.

Right, person number two.  Not the hardest one given the costume and, thanks to Matt's editing, seamlessly convincing.

Yup, it's the Queen, after and before botox perhaps.

Next one sees Louise don a pair of crazy spectacles, like she's just picked up whatever costumes she can find in a fancy dress wardrobe.  That, um, hammer may just give it away.

It's Wacaday star Timmy Mallett.

What is your dream team of vigilantes?  Three Louises and George Peppard?  Thought so.  This is probably the scariest photograph that man has ever seen.

Ok, no prizes for guessing that this is the A-Team, with Face, Hannibal, Murdoch and B.A. Baracus.

Louise had a successful time in the Beijing Olympics, picking up two golds.  If it was the PlayStation version of the Olympics, it was probably done by pressing all the buttons as much as possible.

But yes, it was Rebecca Adlington, who picked up two swimming golds in 2008.

Louise decides to change her image somewhat, with a wacky comb-over and fake rack combination.

Doing a fine impersonation of Posh Spice, aka Victoria Beckham.

When you are planning to stab people with really long nail-mounted blades, it's very important to do it with a smile on your face.  No point not enjoying your job is there?

Now that's the look that we're after, as perfected by Hugh Jackman as X-Men member Wolverine.

With the wedding approaching, Louise can ill afford to let things go.

Luckily she hasn't (or at least I don't think so), and instead it's proud-to-be-fat Beth Ditto, from the indie-pop band The Gossip.

Perhaps a reminder for Paul R to pack the lady razor for the honeymoon.

But no, it's just Tom Hanks, understandably hairy in Cast Away.

And finally, an envious Louise sees Paul R chatting up anyone in a skirt (or kilt) at the wedding.

Not really, it's just the Incredible Hulk.

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