Contents:
In the Crown & Cushion, barney tries to remember where the black goes...
Eureka!
Barney attempts a ridiculously fast shot, so fast that it almost caused head self-removal, a very tricky task as most crime scene investigators will tell you. Did it go in? Who knows, but probably not.
In barney's crazy world, the word "smile" actually means "gurn like a nutter".
The real barney, sans bird head, peers out from the gloom of The Ducie Bridge.
Barney objects to being told that the asylum bus is leaving soon with compulsory attendance required...
The end.