Contents:

The Melon Farm

Slow pub crawl

Socialising

Pub guide

Pub stagger

Location

Address.  Printworks, Manchester, M4.

Directions.  In the Printworks, on the south-eastern inside corner.

Map.  Click here.

Phone number.  839 1451.

Website.  No.

Key facts

Opening hours.  Don't know.

Happy hours.  Nothing apparent.

Draught lagers available.  Kronenbourg, Fosters.

Nearby pubs.  Lloyds No 1, Henry J. Beans, Puremagic, Old Orleans, Waxy O'Connors, Café Rouge, Hard Rock Café, Tiger Tiger.

Trivia

Do say.  This parrot is deceased.  It is an ex-parrot.

Don't say.  What colour is that back wall?

Not to be confused with.  Bluu.  Norway.  Dead parrots.

Smells like.  Iccce...

Other notable features.  Multi-coloured things.

Page last updated.  November 2007.

Internal links

Slow pub crawl entry.  Click here.

Restaurant link.  Not applicable.

Pub stagger entry.  Click here.

Spaceman/barney rating:  5.5/10

Entertainment

Pool table.  One (but covered).

Jukebox.  None.

Quiz machines.  None.

Fruit machines.  Two.

TV facilities.  Some.

Food

Menu.  Er, Caribbean-style.  Or something.  We're not sure.

Quality.  Not amazing (from previous experiences).

Bar snacks.  None.

Nearby outlets.  Er, Nando's?  Yum Yum?

Toilets

Location.  Upstairs, round the corner.

Quality.  Toilet-y smell with piped music.

Quantity.  5 urinals, 2 dumpsters, 3 washbasins.