Contents:

The Melon Farm

Slow pub crawl

Socialising

Pub guide

Pub stagger

Location

Address.  Chapel Street, Salford, M3.

Directions.  On Chapel Street, near the crossroads of Bridge Street and Chapel Street.

Map.  Click here.

Phone number.  819 1368.

Website.  No.

Key facts

Opening hours.  Dunno.

Happy hours.  Nothing apparent.

Draught lagers available.  Fosters.

Nearby pubs.  Mark Addy, Egerton Arms, Salford Arms, Kings Arms.

Trivia

Do say.  You can't beat a proper fire, lad.

Don't say.  Have you re-decorated recently?

Not to be confused with.  The Square Albert.  Albert Einstein.  Video Vault.

Smells like.  An open fire.

Other notable features.  Roaring log fire.

Page last updated.  October 2007.

Internal links

Slow pub crawl entry.  Not applicable.

Restaurant link.  Not applicable.

Pub stagger entry.  Click here.

Spaceman/barney rating:  6/10

Entertainment

Pool table.  One.

Jukebox.  None.

Quiz machines.  One.

Fruit machines.  None.

TV facilities.  One ("small and shitty" in barney's words).

Food

Menu.  Not sure.

Quality.  Don't know.

Bar snacks.  Walker's crisps.

Nearby outlets.  Oriental Express.

Toilets

Location.  To the left from the fire, past the pool table.

Quality.  Passable.

Quantity.  Bank of urinals plus one cubicle/one hand basin.